Management Meltdown: 1001 True Tales of Workplace Incompetence
(and the Staggering Cost of Stupidity)
Estimated Cost in the US: $960 Billion, Worldwide: Close to $8.1 Trillion!.
But the MOST SIGNIFICANT LOSSES are the irreversible damage to Mother Nature
and the countless personal lives affected.
We've all encountered them: the self-proclaimed "masterminds" who believe they're outsmarting everyone by bending rules, cutting corners, and avoiding real work. They revel in their "brilliance" while leaving a trail of disaster in their wake.
This book is a collection of their most outrageous antics. We'll delve into real-world stories where people manipulated processes, fudged data, and made decisions so ludicrous, you'll question how they ever landed a job in the first place.
Why Share Your Story?
•Help others: Your experiences can help others recognize and avoid these costly blunders.
•Learn and laugh (or cry): Discover the absurd lengths people go to when they think nobody will notice and find solidarity in the shared experience of workplace insanity.
•Inspire change: Your story could spark a movement towards better management practices and educate future leaders.
Submission Guidelines:
•Anonymity guaranteed: Your identity will remain confidential.
•Details matter: Include the process, product, location, and job titles involved (no names).
•Focus on the narrative: Describe the situation without preaching. Let the absurdity speak for itself.
•Keep it concise: Aim for a letter-sized page or less.
Submit your stories to jgarcia@novastum.com with the subject line "BOOK".
Let the tales of workplace absurdity begin!